Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

Sadly, still missing this great theme song to kick things off. Sarah Quinn (Madison Iseman) and younger brother Sonny (Jeremy Ray Taylor) reside in the sleepy town of Wardenclyffe with their mother, Kathy (Wendi McLendon-Covey). For Sarah, she’s trying to smash through a writer’s block and finish a college essay that could put her in Columbia […]

Mission: Impossible-Fallout

Cut off one head, and two more take its place. Maybe not two, but one considerably stronger than the first. IMF agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) thought he took out the head by taking down Solomon Lang (Sean Harris) and his Syndicate. In his absence, another organization has risen; known only as “Apostles.” This group […]

Ant Man and the Wasp

Oh, mylANTa. The Civil War in Germany changed a lot of things for a lot of superheroes. For Scott Lang, AKA Ant-Man (Paul Rudd), his efforts in helping Captain America earned him a two-year stint of house arrest. He bides his time playing drums and being a great father to Cassie (Abby Ryder Fortson). His […]

Incredibles 2

Hard times don’t create heroes. It is during the hard times in which the “hero” within us is revealed. After saving the day yet again against The Underminer, little has changed for superheroes, who are still essentially barred from doing what they do best in the world. The Parr family of Bob/Mr. Incredible (Craig T. […]

Adrift

Adrift at sea? A bad place to be. The 23-year-old Tami (Shailene Woodley), is an adventurer at heart. She’s left her San Diego home in an effort to explore the world, yet she doesn’t know how. Huge ambitions, but no waypoint to follow. That all changes when she’s introduced to Richard (Sam Claflin), an older […]

Deadpool 2

Screw Deadpool, I’m only interested in Peter. After an unsuccessful attempt to convince James Cameron to speed up the process in making Avatar sequels, 20th Century Fox executive Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is ousted from his position. What does he do? He takes up babysitting, where he learns the fine art of child rearing from […]

Avengers: Infinity War

The road to infinity is paved with good intentions. This day would finally come. What is this day, exactly? The day in which the almighty titan Thanos (Josh Brolin) actively seeks out the missing stones to outfit his Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos’ goal? To restore balance in an overpopulated world. A noble goal, minus the whole […]

Rampage

Playing with genes and molecules always ends up well. Out in space, some top-secret gas matter is released and careens towards the world in the form of meteoroids. Knowing the power this holds, an unethical company led by siblings Claire and Brett Wyden (Malin Akerman) will stop at nothing to get it back for selfish […]

Ready Player One

So…this is what I have to look forward to in my city in 27 years? Columbus, Ohio—or much of the world for that matter—has dropped precipitously in regards to quality of life. Most, like Wade Watts (Tye Sheridan) live in slum stacks, tightly-compacted RV-like homes placed on top of each other. How do you escape […]

Tomb Raider

All myths have foundations in reality. Lara Croft (Alicia Vikander) is that archetypal twenty-something without a plan. She lives her days making due as a bike courier in East London and staying in shape at the local gym. Her life was thrown into disarray seven years ago when her father, Richard (Dominic West), disappeared during […]